Animal kingdom
Car park
Tram to entrance
Bag check
Ticket booth
Fast pass
Walk
Sweat
Walk
Sweat
Ride
Yadda yadda yadda
Not that we are getting a little parked out or anything!!
It was a good day and Dan and Nick enjoyed the Everest ride and Lu and I enjoyed the safari ride and the Lion King show was great.
But we got told off for Lucy sitting down in a shop as we waited for the chaps and the parking attendant tried to make us back up as we weren’t in the Disney space and everyone is just so bloody nice as they tell you what to do and where to go etc that in the end you either become Disney lobotomized or you rebel.
We have decide to rebel
And next time we visit we have set ourselves the challenge of running over a Disney parking Hitler and making at least 3 Disney ‘cast members’ – I mean that the chuff is that al about, we all know they are just employees – the tart driving the car park tram might say she is our hostess for the day but we know she is just filling in time till her shift at the lap dancing bar begins – any way we intend to make at least one of them swear at us!!
There is a hurricane on the way as well. Will be keeping an eye on the weather.
Had an American Chinese takeaway tonight! Came in cartons just like on the cop shows – great.
Had to share an advert we saw the other day
A group of blokes in a bar, all jamming on different instruments, singing a version of viva las Vegas, about how they have to get home early and grinning, and why
Viva Viagra! We fell about laughing; they actually end the advert high fiving each other as they get in their pickup trucks.
Only in America